If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough
well I am now dating one of my best friends.
I think I got a little too gay
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science
I used to be a gynecologist but i got fired for eating on the job
- *Someone asks our debate coach if he spoke Spanish*
- Teacher: No, I dont speak Spanish. I took Latin in high school i thought id never need Spanish.
- Me: I know a few words in latin
- Teacher: That would be?
- Me: exorcisamus te omnis immundus spiritus and christo
- Teacher: What about hello?
- Me: What no i dont know how
- Teacher: Of course youd know how to exorcise a demon but not how to say hello